I'm getting loads of nice Christmas cards in the mail, filled with cute photos and warm wishes, and these great letters that in less than a page, summarize the very raison d'etre for all members of the family from which said letter comes.
My favorite part is that the letter always seems to be written by some third party, who just happens to have unlimited insight into the innermost thoughts and desires of each family member. Never is it written "I'm doing well" or "I'm very pleased", it's always disguised braggadocio: "Ryan is pretty much a genius in all things" or "No one is quite as good looking as Ryan", when it's obvious to the reader of the letter that Ryan wrote the whole thing to begin with.
Argh.
Here's my family letter:
He everyone! We're doing great here in the Tilby household. Brittany is teaching some lessons, learning Spanish, and getting a bike for Christmas.
Weston is almost two, thinks he's a bird (no, really), and learned he can get candy from Dad anytime he asks for it.
Ryan is pretty much a genius in all things, and probably the best looking guy ever. He is facing inner turmoil concerning the '08 presidential elections, and has briefly considered becoming a vegetarian this coming year. We're all so proud of his many accomplishments. Three cheers for Ryan!
With love,
The Tilby Family - Ryan, Brittany, and Weston
